EVENTS: Irma death toll rises to 11, Florida is devastated.
LEFT: Trump signs hurricane aid, debt ceiling bill.
RIGHT: McConnell says Dems didn’t get a good deal on debt ceiling.
MARKETS: S&P Hits Record Close as North Korea, Irma Fears Fade.
SPORT: Broncos beat the Chargers in the first Monday Night Football broadcast of the season.
MUSIC: Death from Above – Outrage! Is now
FACT: All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job in case their pants split.
MISC: Irma couldn’t stop this local dive bar